Michael Moe – “Mack the Knife”
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And he shows them pearly white.
Just a jack knife has old Mike Moe, babe
And he keeps it, out of sight.
You know when that Mike Moe, starts talking school choice
Lots of businesses start to listen,
Fancy gloves though wears old Mike Moe babe,
And he’s innovating all through the night. 
Now on the sidewalk, ooh, Sunday morning, uh, huh,
Lies a body, just oozing life, and someone’s sneakin round the corner
Could that someone be Mike the Knife
There’s a tug boat down by the river, don’t you know
Where a cement bag just a droopin on down
Oh that cement is just it’s there for the weight, dear
Five’ll get you ten old Mikey’s back in town.
Now d’ja hear ’bout Mikey Moe? He’s out in Woodside
And investin all his hard-earned cash
And now Mikey spends just like a maverick
Could it be our boy’s done somethin’ rash?
Now Magic Johnson, ho, ho, yeah, Oprah Winfrey
Ooh, Miss Kathy Ireland their friends with GSV
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Mikey’s back in town
Now Magic Johnson, ho, ho, yeah, Oprah Winfrey
Ooh, Miss Kathy Ireland, their friends with GSV
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Mikey’s back in town
Look out, old Mikey’s back!!